This article reinterprets Carl Rogers’ person-centred psychology through the lens of Asperger’s and systems thinking. Stripping away sentimental language, it presents Rogers’ model as a structured feedback loop, a “Therapist Fight Club” where both therapist and client co-train, honing coherence and self-consistency. Written as an interest piece for the neurodiverse, it reframes therapy not as emotional fixing, but as optimising a system to run with fewer contradictions.