Alan Turing is a bona fide genius whose contributions to computer science, cryptography, and artificial intelligence are undeniable. But in the pantheon of computing history, there’s a growing myth that Turing single-handedly “invented modern computing.” This oversimplified narrative does both Turing and the broader field of computing a disservice.

The narrative that artificial intelligence is the Grim Reaper for the creative industries has become so common that you’d think every writer, artist, musician, and filmmaker is moments away from losing their livelihood. Headlines scream about AI-generated content, creative robots, and soulless machines taking over art, leaving human creators out in the cold. But does the hype match the reality? Spoiler: it doesn’t.

Damien Hirst, the enfant terrible of the art world, the man who turned dead animals into million-dollar spectacles and placed a skull encrusted with diamonds at the pinnacle of contemporary art. Critics call him a genius; others see him as the ultimate conman. But one thing’s for sure: Hirst has built an empire of bollocks as big and brash as his installations.

Banksy, the elusive artist-slash-provocateur whose street art inspires breathless headlines, Instagram pilgrimages, and auction house-feeding frenzies. The name alone conjures images of anti-establishment stencils, secretive installations, and shredded canvases that make the art world weak at the knees. But peel back the layers of mystique, and you’ll find an empire built as much on hype and clever PR as artistic merit.

Birmingham: the sprawling metropolis of Spaghetti Junction fame, Brutalist architecture, and canals that definitely outnumber Venice. Once, there was a website called Birmingham It’s Not Shit, a valiant effort to defend the UK’s second city from its critics. With lists of quirky reasons why Birmingham wasn’t as bad as people thought, it tried to elevate the city’s reputation above the perpetual slagging it receives from Londoners, northerners, and basically everyone else.

Oracle, beloved by enterprise IT departments everywhere for its bulletproof reliability, affordable pricing, and impeccable customer service. Wait, who am I kidding? Oracle is the company everyone loves to hate: the heavyweight champion of convoluted licensing agreements, aggressive sales tactics, and overpromised software solutions. Sure, it’s the bedrock of many enterprises, but it’s also a towering monument to corporate tech bollocks.

Ah, Windows Updates, the perennial thorn in the side of PC users everywhere. Promised as the silent guardians of stability and security, they’ve instead become a source of frustration, disruption, and the occasional catastrophic system crash. Whether it’s an update that bricks your machine or one that installs itself at the worst possible time, Windows Updates have earned their reputation for being, well, bollocks.

Blogging is often touted as a straightforward path to online fame, fortune, and influence. The internet is awash with advice claiming that with a few simple steps, anyone can turn their blog into a passive income machine or a platform for global recognition. But behind the polished success stories lies a lot of misinformation, unrealistic expectations, and outright bollocks.

Influencer culture has taken over the digital landscape, promising fame, fortune, and free products for anyone with enough followers and a well-curated feed. From Instagram and TikTok to YouTube and beyond, the idea of becoming a full-time influencer is pitched as a dream lifestyle. But behind the filters, brand deals, and viral dances lies a world filled with exploitation, inflated promises, and, yes, bollocks.

“Digital transformation” is the corporate catchphrase of the decade, hailed as the key to unlocking innovation, agility, and competitiveness. From boardrooms to tech conferences, companies proudly proclaim their digital transformation journeys, often without a clear understanding of what the term actually means.

If you’ve followed cybersecurity headlines, you’ve probably heard about the “skills gap.” The narrative goes like this: organisations are under constant attack from cybercriminals, but there just aren’t enough qualified professionals to protect them. This shortage, we’re told, is a dire crisis threatening businesses and governments alike.

The gaming industry has transformed into a multibillion-dollar behemoth, with blockbuster releases, competitive esports, and sprawling virtual worlds dominating the cultural zeitgeist. But behind the glitz, glamour, and explosive trailers lies a reality filled with overpromises, shady practices, and outright nonsense.

Deepfake technology, the ability to create hyper-realistic fake videos or audio using AI, has become a lightning rod for controversy. We’ve been warned about deepfakes undermining democracy, destroying reputations, and spreading disinformation on an unprecedented scale. From sensational media headlines to outlandish claims of its capabilities, the narrative around deepfakes is often fuelled by a mix of fear, hype, and outright bollocks.

Education technology, or EdTech, is often heralded as the saviour of modern learning. From AI tutors and personalised learning platforms to interactive apps and virtual classrooms, we’re told that technology will democratise education, close achievement gaps, and prepare students for the jobs of the future. But despite billions of dollars poured into EdTech solutions, the reality often falls far short of the hype.

Wearable technology is everywhere, from smartwatches and fitness trackers to “revolutionary” health-monitoring rings and smart glasses. Promoted as tools to enhance your health, productivity, and connectivity, these devices promise to be indispensable. But while wearables do have some legitimate uses, the market is oversaturated with overhyped claims, gimmicks, and, frankly, bollocks.

Green technology is often hailed as the saviour of our planet. From solar panels and electric cars to carbon capture and smart grids, we’re told that innovation will lead us to a cleaner, greener future. While there’s no doubt that technology plays a vital role in addressing climate change, the reality of green tech is often far messier than the marketing suggests.

Data privacy is a hot topic in the modern age, with tech companies, governments, and advocacy groups all claiming to take it seriously. From GDPR compliance banners to promises of “end-to-end encryption,” the message is clear: your data is safe and secure. Or is it? Beneath the glossy surface of privacy pledges lies a mess of contradictions, loopholes, and outright bollocks.

Space: the final frontier, or the final source of hyperbolic tech nonsense. From billionaires launching themselves into orbit to grand visions of Mars colonisation, space has become the playground of the ultra-wealthy and a hotbed of overhyped promises. While the idea of humanity reaching for the stars is undeniably inspiring, much of what we hear about space tourism, colonisation, and asteroid mining is pure fantasy, or, to put it bluntly, bollocks.

Autonomous vehicles (AVs) have been sold as the ultimate transportation revolution, promising safer roads, efficient travel, and even the end of human driving. From Tesla’s Autopilot to Waymo’s robo-taxis, we’ve been told for years that full self-driving cars are just around the corner. But despite billions of dollars in investment and countless headlines, the dream of autonomous vehicles remains more hype than reality.