This article critiques Metallica’s post-Cliff Burton era, describing the band’s decline into monotony and mediocrity after their bassist’s tragic death in 1986. The piece argues that while Burton brought dynamism, complexity, and energy to the band’s early work, his loss left Metallica producing slow, plodding, and repetitive music, a “miserabilist dirge” devoid of the fun and rebellion that once defined their sound. It highlights the band’s shift towards commercialism, repetitive riff structures, and melancholic lyrics, contrasting the thrilling chaos of their early thrash days with their later, more self-indulgent and uninspired output.