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The Cars That Ate Paris: The Census Website that Swore at Grannies

The 1901 Census website was meant to showcase British digitisation, but instead it became a punchline: servers that buckled on launch, mismatched kit lashed together, prisoner-typed data laced with obscenities, and retired “10 till 3 grannies” and neurodiverse consultants cleaning up the mess. I was called in to write the report that unravelled the fiasco, a job that took me from QinetiQ’s “Santa in tweed” CTO to the Cabinet Office, where I first crossed paths with Alan Mather, and learned hard lessons about hubris, engineering, and failure, along the way.

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Incentives, Not Just Obligations: Driving Real Uptake of Cyber Governance

This article argues that obligations alone will not drive the adoption of DSIT’s Cyber Governance Code of Practice. To succeed, the Code must be backed by incentives — tax relief, insurance benefits, procurement levers, and reputational recognition — that make governance valuable to boards. Obligations can enforce compliance; incentives will create commitment.

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