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More Oracle Bollocks: The Overhyped Empire of Enterprise Software

Oracle, beloved by enterprise IT departments everywhere for its bulletproof reliability, affordable pricing, and impeccable customer service. Wait, who am I kidding? Oracle is the company everyone loves to hate: the heavyweight champion of convoluted licensing agreements, aggressive sales tactics, and overpromised software solutions. Sure, it’s the bedrock of many enterprises, but it’s also a towering monument to corporate tech bollocks.

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Innovation Canvas Example 2 – Psyber Inc.

Psyber Inc. applies psychology to cybersecurity, developing behavioural risk dashboards that assess human factors behind cyber threats. Built on academic research in cyberpsychology, the platform translates user sentiment, stress, and behavioural data into actionable cyber risk insights. Psyber Inc. is led by a neurodivergent, female founder and focuses on ethical, responsible AI. It addresses rising demand for insider threat detection, resilience measurement, and human-centric cyber tools across defence, education, and enterprise. Here’s an example “innovation Canvas” for Psyber Inc.

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Mapping the Landscape: Stakeholder Grids for Startups and Ecosystems

Understanding who matters most to your mission, and how to engage with them, is vital for any business, especially in the startup and innovation space. Whether you’re building a cyber risk platform, championing cyber psychology, or coordinating a regional community like the West Midlands Cyber Working Group (WM CWG), the ability to identify, map, and actively engage stakeholders is fundamental to long-term success.

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Techstars Today: Scaling Impact through Techstars 2.0

This article examines the current state of Techstars in 2025, highlighting its strategic initiatives under “Techstars 2.0,” including a revamped curriculum, the launch of Techstars Universe, expanded corporate partnerships, and enhanced support for diverse founders. It also discusses the geographical shift to New York and continued portfolio growth, showcasing Techstars’ adaptive approach to remaining a leader in pre-seed investment.

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Cyber Across UK Government: Departments, Programmes, and Policy Players

The definitive guide to who shapes cyber policy in Whitehall, and how to work with them.

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A Critical History of Techstars and the Evolution of the Accelerator Model

This article traces the emergence of Techstars within the broader history of startup accelerators, examining its strategic differences from Y Combinator, its influence on regional and vertical innovation models, and its role as an institutional entrepreneur in shaping the global accelerator movement. It analyses the evolution from incubators to modern accelerators and critically reflects on Techstars’ legacy in ecosystem building and innovation finance.

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Inside the UK Cyber Ecosystem: A Strategic Guide in 26 Parts

An extensive guide mapping the networks, policy engines, commercial power bases, and future-shapers of British cybersecurity.

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More Windows Update Bollocks: The Never-Ending Saga of Updates Gone Wrong

Ah, Windows Updates, the perennial thorn in the side of PC users everywhere. Promised as the silent guardians of stability and security, they’ve instead become a source of frustration, disruption, and the occasional catastrophic system crash. Whether it’s an update that bricks your machine or one that installs itself at the worst possible time, Windows Updates have earned their reputation for being, well, bollocks.

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Innovation Canvas Example 1 – Cyber Tzar

Cyber Tzar is a SaaS platform providing advanced cyber risk quantification for enterprise supply chains. It delivers cyber risk scoring, benchmarking, and compliance assessment through big data analytics, AI, and proprietary IP. Its “credit score for cyber” approach supports better risk visibility for insurers, CISOs, and supply chain managers. Cyber Tzar is revenue-generating, scaling through strategic partnerships, and aligned with DORA, ISO 27001, and other regulatory frameworks. Here’s an example “innovation Canvas” for Cyber Tzar.

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How to Create and Use an Innovation Canvas (and Why It Matters)

Innovation is often portrayed as spontaneous and unpredictable. But behind every meaningful breakthrough lies a structured process. Whether you’re launching a new product, transforming a service, or reimagining your organisation’s direction, clarity and rigour are critical.

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The Insider’s Guide to Influencing Senior Tech and Cybersecurity Leaders in the UK

Influencing senior leaders in cybersecurity and technology is no small task, especially in the UK, where credibility, networks, and standards carry immense weight. Whether you’re a startup founder, a scale-up CISO, or a policy influencer, knowing where the key conversations happen (and who shapes them) can make the difference between being heard and being ignored.

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16 Years On: Was I Right About the UK’s Industry and Innovation Imbalance?

Exactly sixteen years on from my 2009 article on the UK’s economic imbalance, I reflect on how services continue to dominate GDP, while manufacturing still punches above its weight in R&D. I was right about the R&D gap, but missed the rise of intangible capital and startup-led innovation. Cybersecurity emerged as both a strategic asset and an innovation driver. Government efforts have been patchy, and real balance remains elusive. The future lies in resilience, not symmetry.

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More Blogging Bollocks: Myths, Hype, and Misleading Advice for Content Creators

Blogging is often touted as a straightforward path to online fame, fortune, and influence. The internet is awash with advice claiming that with a few simple steps, anyone can turn their blog into a passive income machine or a platform for global recognition. But behind the polished success stories lies a lot of misinformation, unrealistic expectations, and outright bollocks.

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Cyber Risk Quantification: Towards a Cyber Risk Score

As organisations face increasingly complex and interconnected cybersecurity threats, the ability to measure and communicate risk effectively has become a cornerstone of risk management. Cyber Risk Quantification, the practice of assessing threats in measurable terms, has evolved alongside frameworks and scoring systems aimed at simplifying this process.

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The Role of Cyber Risk Quantification, Scoring, and Benchmarking in Cyber Insurance

As cyber threats continue to evolve in scale, sophistication, and impact, the cyber insurance industry faces increasing pressure to adapt. Traditional approaches to risk assessment, which often relied on qualitative judgments and broad assumptions, are no longer sufficient in the face of complex digital ecosystems. The rise of cyber risk quantification, scoring, and benchmarking has transformed how insurers evaluate risk, price policies, and manage claims.

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More Influencer Bollocks: The Myths, Scams, and Overhyped World of Social Media Stardom

Influencer culture has taken over the digital landscape, promising fame, fortune, and free products for anyone with enough followers and a well-curated feed. From Instagram and TikTok to YouTube and beyond, the idea of becoming a full-time influencer is pitched as a dream lifestyle. But behind the filters, brand deals, and viral dances lies a world filled with exploitation, inflated promises, and, yes, bollocks.

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Cyber Value at Risk (CVaR): Measuring Worst-Case Scenarios

Cyber Value at Risk (CVaR) is a powerful methodology adapted from financial Value at Risk (VaR) models, designed to estimate the maximum potential loss from cyber incidents within a given confidence interval. CVaR focuses on worst-case scenarios, helping organisations understand the potential financial consequences of cyber threats and guiding strategic decision-making.

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More Digital Transformation Bollocks: The Overhyped Buzzword of Modern Business

“Digital transformation” is the corporate catchphrase of the decade, hailed as the key to unlocking innovation, agility, and competitiveness. From boardrooms to tech conferences, companies proudly proclaim their digital transformation journeys, often without a clear understanding of what the term actually means.

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How CVSS Works: A Guide to Vulnerability Scoring

The Common Vulnerability Scoring System (CVSS) is a widely used framework for evaluating and communicating the severity of software vulnerabilities. First introduced in 1999, CVSS has become the standard scoring method for organisations to prioritise security efforts and manage vulnerabilities systematically. By assigning numerical scores to vulnerabilities based on their characteristics, CVSS enables teams to assess risks and allocate resources effectively.

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The Evolution of FAIR: Cyber Risk in Financial Terms

The Factor Analysis of Information Risk (FAIR) framework has emerged as a cornerstone in cyber risk quantification, enabling organisations to measure and communicate risk in financial terms. FAIR’s evolution represents a shift from traditional qualitative assessments to a structured, quantitative model that aligns cybersecurity strategies with business objectives. By breaking down risk into probability and impact components, FAIR provides decision-makers with actionable insights to prioritise investments and mitigate threats effectively.

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